Dick Summer Connection

It’s Friday, so it’s time for the most popular feature of today’s podcast, Dick’s Details…a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s messing with your life out the other ear, and you can pop a chocolate covered cherry. 12% of Americans actually believe that Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife. That goes a long way toward explaining the recent election results. If the answer is, “A fang in your arm” what is the question? The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that the #1 cause of depression in married people is being married, and the #1 cause of depression in single people is not being married. Can you imagine how confusing it must be for God listening to our prayers? Each year, 30,000 Americans are injured by exercise equipment. I think most of the injuries are probably caused by not using that exercise equipment. And if the answer is “A fang in your arm” the question is “what do you find if you shave the striped fur off a tiger.” A fang in your arm. The answer in the book is you find striped skin…but I like my answer better. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

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