It’s T.G.I.F, which means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff you’re hearing all day out the other ear, and you can figure out what’s Fake News and what’s just Alternative facts. The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that a healthy pumping human heart can squirt blood as far as 50 feet. Don’t you wonder how healthy the heart is if you notice it’s pumping blood 50 feet? If the answer is zzub, what is the question? I’ll spell that out for you…zzub. Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. Snoring is legal in Massachusetts only when all bedroom windows are closed and locked. I think that’s so your wife can’t escape. Oysters can change gender according to the temperature of the water they’re living in. Ha. It’s now legal for us to change gender according to what state we’re living in. If the answer is zzub (zzub) the question is what is the sound of a bee flying backwards. Zzub. That’s not a spelling bee. Dick’s Details, they take your mind off your mind.
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