Dick Summer Connection

When I was a kid, I had a dog. Whistle we called him. He was a combination terrier and Alaskan hussy. He had a flat nose as I explained in today’s podcast, it was from chasing parked cars. We lived in Brooklyn…what can I tell you. Brooklyn people often keep dogs to protect themselves from muggers and other bad guys that they’d never run into if they didn’t have to walk their dogs. Dogs lead a confusing life. If you’ve ever walked into a room and wondered why you were there you will understand how a dog lives his whole life. You own a dog, but you just feed a cat. Cats are much smarter than dogs. If a cat does something stupid, he just licks his paws as if to say, “I meant to do that.” And struts off. If you dress your dog up like a cat on Halloween, he won’t come if you call him. And be careful to not spill spot remover on your dog…he’ll disappear. They say a cowboy once bought a Dashund, because some people kept telling him to get a long little doggie. I am so sorry. No I’m not.

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