It’s T.G.I.F. which means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s http://www.dicksummer.com/podcast. A pineapple is neither a pine nor an apple. It is a very big berry…which is a berry big surprise to me. If the answer is “a payperview” what is the question? I’ll tell you in a minute. The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that an eggplant has something you don’t have. They say an eggplant’s closest edible relative is the potato. Most of you do not have ANY edible relatives. Historians tell us that ancient Romans paid their taxes with Honey. And she must have been really something. Legend has it that even the king of Rome wanted to seize her. (Say it out loud.) Minneapolis police say that 1 out of every 20 Minnesota drivers have steered with their legs at least once. I guess that’s one reason there aren’t many people living in Minnesota. Ok, if the answer is paperview, the question is “What do you call reading a book?” Payper view. Half credit to many of you who said if the answer is payperview the question is “What does a professional streaker expect from you?” Pay per view. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.
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