Dick Summer Connection

Proud Podcast Person Betsy Kemp says:

  1. Why do skeletons have low self esteem?
  2. They have no body to love.
  1. Know why skeletons are so calm?
  2. Because nothing gets under their skin.
  1. How do vampires get around on Halloween?
  2. On blood vessels.
  1. What’s a ghoul’s favorite bean?
  2. A human bean
  1. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
  2. For the Boos.
  1. Why did the vampire read the New York Times?
  2. He heard it had great circulation.
  1. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
  2. He wanted to get ahead in life.
  1. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
  2. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.


  1. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
  2. Mali-boo
  1. The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, the user does not see it.

What is it? A coffin.

  1. What do you call a witches garage?
  2. A broom closet.
  1. Why don’t mummies take time off?
  2. They’re afraid to unwind.
  1. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
  2. Because he had bat breath.
  1. What is in a ghost’s nose?
  2. Boo-gers
  1. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
  2. Frostbite
  1. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
  2. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
  1. What is it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
  2. A grave problem.
  1. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
  2. Because he has a Hollow-weenie.
  1. Why do demons and ghoul’s hang out together?
  2. Because a demon is a ghoul’s best friend.
  1. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
  2. A pain in the neck.


One Response to “Dick Summer Connection”

  1. Bill Killeen says:

    Trick or Treat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!