Dick Summer Connection

Looking at myself straight on in the mirror, the sight was pretty fair. Good chest, muscular shoulders. Straight on in the back, also not bad. Firm butt. Nice shiny gray hair. But today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast admits that looking sideways was a mini disaster. Big Belly had struck. I had the condition known in certain sections of Brooklyn as “PreCocious Ab Deflation.” “Pre” as in something that was, but isn’t any more. Like an ex husband. “Cocious” is a Brooklyn word. In order to understand it, you have to say it out loud, with kind of a chip on your shoulder attitude. Let’s try it. “Cocious”. Good. Now once more a little louder. There you go. It’s the plural of a wise person…as in the baseball teams with the best “Cocious” usuially win a lot of ball games. “Ab” is your stomach muscles. All the guys in the beer commercias have great Abs. And deflation is what happens when you stick a pin in a baloon. So “Precocious Ab Deflation” is what happens to your stomach muscles when you accost them with that one extra beer before your “smart” kicks in. Awful. Listen to today’s podcast, guys. DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

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