Dick Summer Connection

T.G.I.F which means it’s time for the most popular part of the podcasts, Dick’s Details. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s marinating your life out the other ear, and you can help yourself to a second helping of smiles. The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that bananas breathe. They inhale oxygen, exhale carbon dioxide, and generate their own heat…while they’re just sitting around doing nothing. Sometimes I think we have elected a bunch of bananas to Congress. If the answer is, “We’d all fall off” what is the question. Did I tell you that pecans…were discovered in Louisiana in 1541.  I guess it was the pecan that made the outhouse obsolete. I mean why would you want to go to the outhouse if you had a pecan. More smart guys in white lab coats tell us that when a person dies, all the tissues of the body don’t die instantly. Some parts of the body may continue to live for an hour or more. I expect that’s especially true if the guy has recently taken an overdose of Viagra. That would explain why he’s just lying there smiling. He’s thinking he’s in heaven.” If the answer is “We’d all fall off” the question is “What would we do if the world didn’t suck.” We’re zooming around here at about 1,000 MPH. No wonder we’re all getting dizzy. Dick’s Details, they take your mind off your mind.

Quick reminder, if you like my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, or my spoken word CDs at dick summer.com, or the regular podcasts…please tell a couple of friends. They might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor for which I will be thankful. Happy going to the beach.

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