Dick Summer Connection

It’s T.G.I.F. which means it’s time for one of today’s podcast’s favorite features. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s riding on your bumper out the other ear, and you can make it to the nearest rest room on the highway of your life. A company called Smarttress has made a mattress that uses sensors hooked up to an app to tell its owner if it’s in use when the owner isn’t there. Which means of course that the owner’s partner may be involved in some sneaky sexy stuff. I guess you could call it a bed bug. Oh yeah…the guy who invented it said, “You’ll never imagine how many tests we’ve done to make sure it works.” I’ll bet. If the answer is “It’s not a female moth” what is the question? Australian brewer Doug Bremmer has created a new beer using yeast grown from his own belly button lint. He says. “Yeast is yeast. This beer is no different from any other beer.” You’ve heard of a beer belly before, but now we have a belly beer. By the time the King of Siam died in 1910 he had fathered 370 children. The poor guy must have died of exhaustion. If the answer is “It’s not a female moth” the question is “What is a myth? Ok. I know an answer like that will never be a hit. So I guess I’ll settle for just a near myth. Dick’s details. They take your mind off your mind. A little housekeeping here. If you like the podcasts, or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, available at Amazon.com, or my spoken word CDs at www.dicksummer.com please tell a couple of friends. They might like them too, and you’ll be doing me a favor too. Thanks.

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