Dick Summer Connection

This news just in: Russia has experienced such a large drop in their birth rate that they now have a holiday on June 12th called “The Day of Conception.” I am not making this up. Today’s podcast says “On this day Russian couples are given a half a day off from work to procreate…and it works. The birthrate around the middle of March, 9 months from Conception Day in Russia, has tripled. To make things even more fun, couples who give birth closest to March 12,th, exactly 9 months from Conception day, are given prizes including cars, cash and appliances.” I think it may be time to seriously consider collusion with the Russians. Can you imagine the parades and the floats on Conception Day?

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