Christmas Dickie Quickie

Looking for some real stories of Christmas. Here’s one from my friend Paul Berge, who wrote the Forward on my new book, Staying Happy, Healthy and Hot:

“You have to “Grow Up” to get it.”

“You have to “Grow Up” to get it.”No wonder I still don’t get it, Dick. I refuse to grow up. I still want a BB gun at Christmas and even if I do shoot my eye out, at least I got the BB gun.

“You have to “Grow Up” to get it.”And real Lionel trains under the tree…  

You have to “Grow Up” to get it.”And screw WDM, I still have faith that we’ll eventually find Xray glasses that really work…. And realize that Bosco is far superior to CocoMarsh…

And the ’59 Chevy was the best car ever… And Sandy Becker would’ve made a better Pope than that German guy…

And Yoohoo in bottles… And Three Musketeers bars for a nickel… And nickels… And singing harmony on a warm summer evening out on the stoop… And nuthin’ to do… And no guilt about doin’ it.

Merry All them holidays. –Paul




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