Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast says I want to do something to compete with Mr. Story Man for my Lady’s affection. Paying a lot of attention to each other is one of the sexiest things two people can do. Because I sure don’t want have to go to this parking lot.

Questions, questions, questions. We face God knows how many questions every day. Today’s podcast is about a question lots of people ask me. “How come you don’t mind Mr. Story Man putting Lady Wonder Wench to bed every night?” Just questions all over the place.

I allow him to help my lady out of her clothes and put her to bed at night. Who is this guy? He calls himself, “Mr. Story Man.” And why do I let him do that? This podcast might surprise you. Give a listen please.

Today’s podcast is about the mysterious “Mr. Story Man’s” sexual relationship with My Lady Wonder Wench…and why I don’t object to it. Give a listen. You may get some ideas for when you go to bed tonight.

Today’s podcast is about  “Mr. Story Man” who drops in every night and helps my Lady Wonder Wench get undressed for bed. I’m sometimes jealous of him. Give a listen and find out why.

Eggs for breakfast reminds me of a guy who goes over to the prettiest lady at the singles bar and says, “How would you like your eggs for breakfast tomorrow morning, my dear”? Today’s podcast says he’s going to ask a very smart lady who’ll say “I’ll keep my eggs un-fertilized tomorrow morning thank you.”

Today’s podcast is about stuff that happens in my favorite breakfast restaurant. Particularly about one of the waiters. I think bringing people food must be a very interesting job. So give a listen and see if I’m right. please.

Today’s podcast is about my favorite slogans. I guess my favorite is “If you have any moving parts left, for cryin’ out loud, MOVE ‘EM” But my second favorite is, “Love. Honor. And Negotiate.” Give a listen. Grab a grin.

“Sometimes swearing helps,” is one of the signs at my favorite breakfast diner. It’s a “Place where everybody knows your name”. Give a listen to today’s podcast. It should make you feel right at home, instead of wandering around lost.

Today’s podcast is about a breakfast diner with lots of interesting signs. One says “Some people rise and shine. I just caffeinate and hope for the best.” No matter what you’re going to do today…you should hope for the best.