Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast explains why life sometimes gets difficult when my Lady Wonder Wench looks up at me me sweetly, smiles softly, and says…”You need a haircut.” Ok. I’ll get one. But no, I don’t want a tint.

Every month or so, ladies seem to have a problem. Today’s podcast politely points out that sometimes, that problem involves being involved with the wrong man.

A couple of my friends, Al and Daryl are completely bald. Today’s podcast admits that I sometimes envy them. They simply don’t have anything to comb. So they just wash more of their face than I do. I like to kid them both. I tell them when the aliens come, who do you think they’ll recognize first?

I have been threatened with BODILY HARM in today’s podcast. Just because I spilled some beans about women. I didn’t know I knew beans about women, but now I’ve spilled them. Give a listen. Avoid making the same dangerous mistake.

Today’s podcast is about Bodily Harm…which seems to be lurking everywhere these days. Even in places where you’d think you’d be alone and safe.

When somebody flat out says, “I’m going to do you bodily harm”…as in today’s podcast, that’s not a good sign of things to come. Please give a listen before it’s too late.

Women have a secret code. Not just women. Females. Of all species. They understand each other in ways guys never will. Today’s podcast REVEALS “THE CODE.” And…in it I suggest some ways around it. Give a listen.

Today’s podcast is full of advice for women. For example, “Avoid any man who flushes the toilet when you’re taking a shower just to hear you shriek when the hot water hits you.” Give a listen. Be prepared.

Neutral, pre-fore-play, fore-play, PLAY, After-play, and reverse. The six gears on our love boats. And maybe the most important of them all is fifth gear…After play…because that’s where you spend most of your life.  Details here in today’s podcast.

Looks like I am in for some bodily harm, because today’s podcast reveals a secret female code called, ‘The RULES.” And Rule #14 is, “Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the male.” Check it out. SAVE YOURSELF GUYS.