Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast asks, “Why do you have to put your 2 cents in, but it’s only a penny for your thoughts? I mean what kind of math is that? Give a listen please, and see if you think it adds up.

A guy who is all talk and no action could be suffering from “Glib-ido.” Today’s podcast asks is “Glib-ido” my problem with my Lady Wonder Wench? Is it that I’m all talk? Or am I doing the wrong KIND of talk. Like this guy with his shirt at the airport screening station?

Today’s podcast is about figuring things out. Things like “Who Let The Dog Out?” And why is “abbreviated” such a long word? And what are you really looking at with this girl at the airport?

We’re almost a week into the new year. Congratulations on making it this far. Today’s podcast says you’ve had time to get most of the new year’s “Firsts” out of the way by now. Your first kiss, your first argument, and your first really bad idea.

Still on your New Years diet, or your “Going to the gym” resolution? Lots of us have…”slipped” a little already. My next door neighbor has changed the name of his bathroom from “The John” to “The Jim” so he can honestly say, “I went to my Jim this morning” Today’s podcast says “Be careful you do the things you want to do before it’s too late.

I was awakened this morning by the crashing sound of falling SNOW. When it snows around here in Massachusetts it SNOWS…regardless of what today’s podcast tells you.  The noise sometimes drowns out the sound of cars crashing in the street.

So now we have another new year. Another new beginning. As I was telling you in today’s podcast, I like new beginnings. Especially the small ones that only one or two other people share with you. Those small new beginnings are fragile. If you’re not careful, they can get drowned out in the every day noise of your life. I think that’s one of the reasons we have dreams. Dreams come in the quiet of your sleep and they are sometimes full of those images of half forgotten new beginnings. Like your first kiss. I don’t mean some loud sloppy thing your maiden aunt planted on you when you were two. I mean your first KISS. I got mine from Jeannie Cambell when she was six and I was seven. Good start. Jeannie was on to something. She didn’t give me one of those little girl pecks on the cheek. It was a real smackerooo right on the lips. It was a reward for teaching her which way the hat goes on Mr. 7. She was just starting kindergarten, and I was a worldly first grader. I really liked that kiss. I followed up on it when I was 14, but that’s another story. Who gave you your first kiss ? Who was your first girlfriend or boyfriend ? What are some of the small big firsts in your life?

Today’s podcast is about having a Happy New Year.

Today’s podcast tells us that the smart guys with the statistics say 70% of you will have sex within the next 24 hours. Which answers the age old question, “What are you doing New Years, New Years Eve”? Personally, I do not intend to disappoint those smart guys. Nor should you if you have the opportunity. Happy 2019.

This is the last day for the Christmas podcast. Tomorrow we start welcoming in the New Year. We may start by wondering what the “Powers That Be” are going to do to us in 2019.