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Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, August 4th, 2022

So far, the absolutely worst pick up line you’ve sent me is, “Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl” Think you can do worse, please send me the results of your efforts. My email is Dick@DickSummer.com. Today’s www.DickSummer.com continues to celebrate the differences between men and women. I like being different from my Lady Wonder Wench.

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022

Waitresses deserve a break. Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast says, “Lots of waitresses are single moms, working 10 hour days to take care of their kids.” Kiera is my favorite waitress at the diner. I try to always give her a giggle. I guess I sometimes over do it. But I think she looks forward to seeing me too. At least she doesn’t run screaming like all the other waitresses do

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022

Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast is about waitresses… actually it’s really about the differences between how men and women approach life. I told you yesterday about the waitress who stuck her thumb into a customer’s mashed potatoes because he ticked her off. But I also knew a guy who was working as a waiter. He took such great pride in the fact that when a customer ticked him off, he put the customer’s plate down so carefully that it didn’t make a sound. That’s hard to do. Try it and you’ll see what I mean.

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, July 31st, 2022

Guys, when you take a lady to a restaurant she is watching more than just the desert menu. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast says she is watching, among other things, how you treat the “Waitperson”. That’s because she knows serving food is a tough gig with which she might very well get stuck if your relationship gets serious. A business acquaintence of mine had lunch with us one day, and he made the mistake of snapping his fingers to get the waiter’s attention. That made my Lady Wonder Wench size that guy up in an instant. And the verdict was not positive. She told me later that if I had done anything like that when we were first dating, she’d have dumped me right away. Serving food is a tough gig.

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, July 30th, 2022

There are all kinds of love to tell you about in today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast. Lotsa Love, Lusty Love, Loyal Love, and lots more. Go listen to the podcast please.

Dick Summer Connection

Friday, July 29th, 2022

There are at least 12 different kinds of lovers. Maybe more. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast gives you a list of the ones I could find. Maybe you can think of more than that. If you can, please let me know. My Email is www.Dick@DickSummer.com . Which way do you turn your head when you kiss? Mouth open or closed? Uniform off or on? It’s stuff like that you’ll learn from today’s podcast.

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, July 28th, 2022

Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast explains that males and females are different from the very beginning as babies. Little girls seem to care about people right from the first day. They squeal, and laugh, and kick their legs when they’re happy. The ones who have the same reaction to me when they’re grown up women, are my favorites. Little boy babies mostly eat, drink, and pee. And that doesn’t change all that much when we grow up. Please also give a listen to the podcast because it tells you about the 12 different kinds of love that I’ve found in life. If you’ve experienced any that I’ve missed, please drop me a note at Dick@DickSummer.com , and I’ll mention it in our next podcast.

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, July 27th, 2022

Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast came up with 12 different kinds of love. if you know of more, please let me know. My Email is Dick@DickSummer.com . There’s Lady Love…and that’s clean, clear soft and tough love, and there’s Lusty Love…which has testosterone and estrogen swirling around in a generous helping of grunts and sweat…and there’s Lucky Love…like when you miss your regular bus so you grab the next one, and somebody special just happens to clmb on it too and sits down next to you. For the other nine kinds of love, please give a listen to today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, July 26th, 2022

Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast is about the 12 different kinds of love that you can experence. I told you about the All Star Love, the Little Love, and the Lusty Love in yesterday’s blog. But let’s not forget about the Lying Love…you know…air kisses and stuff…and Lovely Love…that’s Valentine’s Day…chocolates and lace for example. But the biggie here is Lonely Love. I had a friend who fell in Lonely Love… with his best friend’s wife. He never told anybody about it, except me. He didn’t even tell her. That must have been…tough… and Lonely.

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, July 25th, 2022

Today’s DckSummer.com/podcast identifies 12 different kinds of love. Three of which are: All Star Love, Little Love and Lusty Love. Some items of feminine attire can help make Lusty Love work better than others. For example lingere tends to work better at producing Lusty Love than underwear, although in most other ways both perform identical functions. Give a listen. This podcast could help you huff and puff…somewhat excessively…on your next…”social” occasion.