Archive for October, 2022

Willie Nelson and you.

Sunday, October 30th, 2022
One of Willie Nelson’s greatest talents is that he makes you feel like you’re the performer. You swap places with him. Today’s is about one of his best performances.

Why you should PROUDLY drive an old jalopy.

Monday, October 24th, 2022

Think of the advantages you could have by owning a truly old and beaten up jalopy. Today’s says sell it like the guy whose jeans making machine went nuts and tore up a big number of pants. Look at the advantages of owning a Jalopy…newly imported from our plant in the exotic Jalopogos Islands. Driving a true Jalopy, nobody will challenge you at a stop sign. Nobody will bother stealing it. Tailgate you…are you kidding with all that exhaust smoke? What’s not to like about driving a true Jalopy? Drive a few blocks with yours…today.