Dick Summer Connection

Guys, when you take a lady to a restaurant she is watching more than just the desert menu. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast says she is watching, among other things, how you treat the “Waitperson”. That’s because she knows serving food is a tough gig with which she might very well get stuck if your relationship gets serious. A business acquaintence of mine had lunch with us one day, and he made the mistake of snapping his fingers to get the waiter’s attention. That made my Lady Wonder Wench size that guy up in an instant. And the verdict was not positive. She told me later that if I had done anything like that when we were first dating, she’d have dumped me right away. Serving food is a tough gig.

There are all kinds of love to tell you about in today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast. Lotsa Love, Lusty Love, Loyal Love, and lots more. Go listen to the podcast please.

There are at least 12 different kinds of lovers. Maybe more. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast gives you a list of the ones I could find. Maybe you can think of more than that. If you can, please let me know. My Email is www.Dick@DickSummer.com . Which way do you turn your head when you kiss? Mouth open or closed? Uniform off or on? It’s stuff like that you’ll learn from today’s podcast.

Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast explains that males and females are different from the very beginning as babies. Little girls seem to care about people right from the first day. They squeal, and laugh, and kick their legs when they’re happy. The ones who have the same reaction to me when they’re grown up women, are my favorites. Little boy babies mostly eat, drink, and pee. And that doesn’t change all that much when we grow up. Please also give a listen to the podcast because it tells you about the 12 different kinds of love that I’ve found in life. If you’ve experienced any that I’ve missed, please drop me a note at Dick@DickSummer.com , and I’ll mention it in our next podcast.

Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast came up with 12 different kinds of love. if you know of more, please let me know. My Email is Dick@DickSummer.com . There’s Lady Love…and that’s clean, clear soft and tough love, and there’s Lusty Love…which has testosterone and estrogen swirling around in a generous helping of grunts and sweat…and there’s Lucky Love…like when you miss your regular bus so you grab the next one, and somebody special just happens to clmb on it too and sits down next to you. For the other nine kinds of love, please give a listen to today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast

Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast is about the 12 different kinds of love that you can experence. I told you about the All Star Love, the Little Love, and the Lusty Love in yesterday’s blog. But let’s not forget about the Lying Love…you know…air kisses and stuff…and Lovely Love…that’s Valentine’s Day…chocolates and lace for example. But the biggie here is Lonely Love. I had a friend who fell in Lonely Love… with his best friend’s wife. He never told anybody about it, except me. He didn’t even tell her. That must have been…tough… and Lonely.

Today’s DckSummer.com/podcast identifies 12 different kinds of love. Three of which are: All Star Love, Little Love and Lusty Love. Some items of feminine attire can help make Lusty Love work better than others. For example lingere tends to work better at producing Lusty Love than underwear, although in most other ways both perform identical functions. Give a listen. This podcast could help you huff and puff…somewhat excessively…on your next…”social” occasion.

I figure there are at least 12 different kinds of love…and I’ve listed them in today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast. Did I miss any? If so, what kind? Please let me know. My email is Dick@DickSummer.com Some women love their guys so much they even take care of our laundry.

Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast explains the chinning bar I put over my home office door. Several of you guys told me you’ve done the same thing. It “Brought Me Back” to my beach lifeguard days at Brooklyn’s Coney Island “Bay 22.” There are pipes under the boardwalk there, and I used to do chin ups on them. Sometimes one arm chin ups. “Those were the days my friend. We thought they’d never end.” They did. A LONG TIME AGO. I tried some chin ups with the over the home office door. I grabbed the bar with BOTH HANDS… and pulled. The first few inches worked ok. The next few were tough. And with about 3 inches to go to get my chin OVER the bar, the earth gave me one more gravity tug…and I just couldn’t budge those few inches up and over. WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE OF US WHO WERE BEACH LIFEGUARDS after just a few years.

OK. A lot of years. When does our “Hunk Hood” turn to “Hulk Hood”? It seemes to hapen so fast. Give a listen please.  

Looking at myself straight on in the mirror, the sight was pretty fair. Good chest, muscular shoulders. Straight on in the back, also not bad. Firm butt. Nice shiny gray hair. But today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast admits that looking sideways was a mini disaster. Big Belly had struck. I had the condition known in certain sections of Brooklyn as “PreCocious Ab Deflation.” “Pre” as in something that was, but isn’t any more. Like an ex husband. “Cocious” is a Brooklyn word. In order to understand it, you have to say it out loud, with kind of a chip on your shoulder attitude. Let’s try it. “Cocious”. Good. Now once more a little louder. There you go. It’s the plural of a wise person…as in the baseball teams with the best “Cocious” usuially win a lot of ball games. “Ab” is your stomach muscles. All the guys in the beer commercias have great Abs. And deflation is what happens when you stick a pin in a baloon. So “Precocious Ab Deflation” is what happens to your stomach muscles when you accost them with that one extra beer before your “smart” kicks in. Awful. Listen to today’s podcast, guys. DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!