Dick Summer Connection

A mediocre joke teller told me the “Deadly Moose Hunter”joke a long time ago. I meant to put it in today’s DickSummer.com podcast but I ran out of time. Maybe I’ll get it into the next podcast.

The story in today’s DickSummer.com/podcast is called, “The Rev. Fr. Flowers.” If you’d like a free, no strings attached download, send your Email to Dick@DickSummer.com, and I’ll send you one.

Ants cannot chew their food. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast says I think that’s why they like going to our picnics…so they can chew our food.

Today’s podcast says “A little fizzle creeps into most lives.” Somebody sends you a get well card, and it gives you a paper cut when you open it. Or you wake up in the morning and you notice IT’s MONDAY.

Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast contains an Easter Present. It’s the perfect way to answer when somebody says, “How are you?” FORGET FINE THANK YOU. Instead keep a straight face and say, “On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 7.5.” I tried this yesterday. It works.

This DickSummer.com/podcast is about a phone call having to do with a blonde, a brunette, and a red head…ALL AT ONCE. And the phone call came in while I was on the air…TRYING TO DO A SHOW. It…got…all of my attention.

Today’s DickSummer.comn/podcast is about SEX. Wow. It’s easy to get your attention. Some smart guys in white lab coats have just told us that, “People who have sex 200 times a ear, reduce their relative age by 6 years.” I want to be 18 years old again.

Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast is about a phone call that wanted me to “do” a blonde, a brunette and a red head…ALL AT ONE TIME…and…why I didn’t.

A blonde, a brunett and a red head is what the guy on the phone was offering me. Today’s podcast explains why I TURED HIM DOWN. Give a listen please. I T COULD HAPPEN TO YOU. http://trust men