Archive for September, 2021

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, September 30th, 2021
Summertime was all over the place for the last few months. But she’s being scared away by FALL. I don’t like FALL. Today’s podcast says I know the leaves are pretty, but I like bikinis better.

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, September 29th, 2021
Every Summer has some stories. When I was a Beach Lifeguard at Coney Island I had some whoppers. There are alwys stories of Summer love, and today’s podcast says there are also stories like this.

Dick Summer Connnection

Tuesday, September 28th, 2021
If you look closely in the middle of this picture you’ll see the last flower of this Summer. There were literally thousands of this flower’s brothers and sisters in my back yard this Summer. Today’s podcast exlains.

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, September 27th, 2021
How could I be sorry when Autumn is such a beautifl season? Well...today’s podcast explains how that comes to be every late September. LOOK WHAT WE’RE LOSING!

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, September 26th, 2021
“It’s a long, long time, from May to December. And the days grow short when you reach September.” Summer is my season. Today”s podcast remembers my days as a Life Guard. And maybe it will remind you of your Summer memories too.

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, September 25th, 2021
I just saw the results of a big experimet that says women who are multi orgasmic at an early age remain multi orgasmic all their lives. Today’s podcast admits that I wrote to them volunteering to be part of any further experiments on the subject.

Dick Summer Connection

Friday, September 24th, 2021
Today’s podcast says I like to do strange things. So the next time someone asks, “What did you do over the weekend,” I’m going to squint and say, “Why? What did you hear?”

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, September 23rd, 2021
I’m looking forward to the next time I’m on the bus, and a stranger sits down next to me, Today’s podcast says I’m going to just stare straight ahead, and whisper, “Did you bring the money?”

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2021
When a guy volunteers to rub suntan lotion on a beautiful ladies naked back, why isn’t that recognized for what it is… a community service in cancer prevention. WHY NOT! And today’s podcast asks, if all is not lost, where is it?

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, September 21st, 2021
Language can be confusing. If lawyers can be disbarred, and clergymen can be defrocked, Today’s podcat asks doesn’t that mean that electricians can be delighted, musicians can be denoted and models can be deposed?