Archive for August, 2021

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Sunday, August 22nd, 2021
Today’s podcast says if you’re curious about how long you have to live, the government will tell you. Go to the life expectancy calculater at SSA.Gov. It will tell you how long the government figures you’ll live.

Saturday, August 21st, 2021
Sex any time is nifty. But today’s podcast remids us that Saturday Sex is possibly the best nifty of all. You probably don’t have to get up, and get dressed for work today. VERY GOOD!

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Friday, August 20th, 2021
Today’s podcast explains abou a guy who is angry, and suspicios of his woman. He thinks she may be getting headaches with some other guy. Suspicion is an awful thing to enure.

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Thursday, August 19th, 2021
Today’s podcast serves a warning: “Hey are you awake?” isn’t great foreplay. And it leads to very few interlabial osculation spit-swapping lip locks.

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Wednesday, August 18th, 2021
Today’s podcast says the #1 cause of depression in married people is being married. And the #1 cause of depression in single people is not being married. Can you imagine how confusing it must be for God, listening to these people’s prayers?

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Tuesday, August 17th, 2021
I know a guy who is suspicious of his woman, because he suspects she’s getting headaches with some other man. It’s his own fault. Today’s podcast says his idea of foreplay is, “Hey, are you awake?”

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Monday, August 16th, 2021
There are forces for good in the community who always say, “Far too much emphasis is placed on interliabial ocsulation spit-swapping lip locks.”In today’s podcast I say, “Oh Yeah?” Then how come a recent Gallup poll found that 59% of men and 66% of women reported at least once finding someone attractive only to discover after the first kiss that they were no longer interested.

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Sunday, August 15th, 2021
Today’s podcast involves interliabial osculation spit-swaping lip locks with a womann who’s soft left shoulder has just slipped out from her red silk night gown.

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Saturday, August 14th, 2021
Today’s podcast is about the head snapping that I plan on doing to my guests on New Year’s Eve. It’s going to be fun…for me…and I think for them. It has to do with some simple deception.

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Friday, August 13th, 2021
Things aren’t alway what the seem to be. Today’s podcast is about a plan I have to confuse my friends on New Year’s Eve. It’s going to be fun. I’ll probably make a video of the expressions on their faces.