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Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, August 31st, 2021
I did some Mattel TV commercials, and I couldn’t help asking the guys from the ad agency, “If Barbie is so popular, how come you have to buy her friends?” Today’s podcast asks if that question may be why they hung up my employment with the good folks at Mattel. Words count.

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Dick Summer Connection

Monday, August 30th, 2021
Today’s podcast claims some hang ups don’t involve a telephone. Like when you’re trying to be polite but you can’t remember which fingers you’re supposed to put in your mouth when you want to give one of those long, loud whistles at a baseball game. And some words mean something else in other languages.

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Dick Summer Connection

Monday, August 30th, 2021
Today’s podcast claims some hang ups don’t involve a telephone. Like when you’re trying to be polite but you can’t remember which fingers you’re supposed to put in your mouth when you want to give one of those long, loud whistles at a baseball game. And some words mean something else in other languages.

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Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, August 29th, 2021
I made the hastiest hang up of my life a few days ago. I was talking to my buddy Robert, and an emergency emerged…and I just said, “Gotta go. Goodbye.” Today’s podcast says “Gotta be careful using a smart phone.”

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Saturday, August 28th, 2021
HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU HAVE TO LIVE? Today’s podcast tells you about a free government calculater you can use to find out. My Lady Wonder Wench has five more years than I do.

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Dick Summer Connection

Friday, August 27th, 2021
Today’s podcast tells you how to find out how long the government thinks you have to live. The government says my Lady Wonder Wench has three more years than I do. I worry about that. Because I think George Clooney has his eye on her.

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Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, August 26th, 2021
Today’s podcast tells you how to find out how long the government thinks you’re going to live. Seriously. There’s a free government web site and you can get it here. I hope it gives you a happy old age.

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Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, August 25th, 2021
Today’s podcast tells you how long the government thinks you will live. Will it be long enough to learn the solution to the great secrets? Like, how come a slim chance and a fat chance mean the same thing?

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Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, August 24th, 2021

How come a slim chance and a fat chance mean the same thing? On the other hand how come over look and over see are two different things, but quite a lot and quite a few are alike? Today’s podcast is about things like that. And if tells you about a government web site that will let you know how long you have to live.

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Dick Summer Connection

Monday, August 23rd, 2021

George Carlin used to say, “Life should run backwards. In the beginning there should be death…and get that over with, then there should be life in retirement…traveling the world and such, then lots of years of work at a good job, then being a kid in school, then you’re a baby swimming around in a womb, and you finish off with an explosive orgasam.” Today’s podcast agrees.

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