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Monday, December 21st, 2020
Enjoy the good things in your life WHILE THEY’RE STILL THERE. A few nights before Christmas, my Lady and I used to go looking for Christmas gold in our little airplane. Can’t do that anymore. The airplane is gone. The story is in today’s podcast.

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Sunday, December 20th, 2020
Today’s podcast has a story I recorded a few years ago. It was about a Christmas experience that was true then, but will never be true again. So…enjoy every Christmas while you can.

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Saturday, December 19th, 2020


I get requests for today’s Christmas podcast all year long. It features a performance of “The First Noel” by my son, Dave…who is both a computer programmer and a musician…and he puts this podcast here every week. Give a listen and don’t forget to send your favorite Christmas stories to Dick@DickSummer.com Then look for them on Facebook. Today’s Christmas story came in last year. But I love it. So here it is again.
Friends,
With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a “social session” out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That’s when I did something that I’ve never done before, I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don’t know where I got it and now that it’s in my garage I don’t know what to do with it. Happy Holidays!
Jim Doran

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Friday, December 18th, 2020

Today’s Christmas story has been in my treasure chest for years. I don’t remember who sent it. But I remember the story very well. Please give a listen to today’s podcast.

“CHRISTMAS EVE AT A GAS STATION”
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn’t been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn’t hate Christmas, just couldn’t find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through.
Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. “Thank you, but I don’t mean to intrude,” said the stranger.
“I see you’re busy, I’ll just go.””Not without something hot in your belly.” George said.He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. “It ain’t much, but it’s hot and tasty. Stew … Made it myself. When you’re done, there’s coffee and it’s fresh.” Just at that moment he heard the “ding” of the driveway bell. “Excuse me, be right back,” George said. There in the driveway was an old ’53 Chevy. Steam was rolling out of the front.. The driver was panicked. “Mister can you help me!” said the driver, with a deep Spanish accent. “My wife is with child and my car is broken.” George opened the hood. It was bad. The block looked cracked from the cold, the car was dead. “You ain’t going in this thing,” George said as he turned away. “But Mister, please help …” The door of the office closed behind George as he went inside. He went to the office wall and got the keys to his old truck, and went back outside. He walked around the building, opened the garage, started the truck and drove it around to where the couple was waiting. “Here, take my truck,” he said. “She ain’t the best thing you ever looked at, but she runs real good.”George helped put the woman in the truck and watched as it sped off into the night. He turned and walked back inside the office. “Glad I gave ’em the truck, their tires were shot too. That ‘ol truck has brand new ones ..” Georgethought he was talking to the stranger, but the man had gone. The Thermos was on the desk, empty, with a used coffee cup beside it. “Well, at least he got something in his belly,”George thought. George went back outside to see if the old Chevy would start. It cranked slowly, but it started. He pulled it into the garage where the truck had been. He thought he would tinker with it for something to do. Christmas Eve meant no customers. He discovered that the block hadn’t cracked, it was just the bottom hose on the radiator. “Well, shoot, I can fix this,” he said to himself. So he put a new one on.”Those tires ain’t gonna get ’em through the winter either.” He took the snow treads off of his wife’s old Lincoln. They were like new and he wasn’t going to drive the car anyway. As he was working, he heard shots being fired. He ran outside and beside a police car an officer lay on the cold ground. Bleeding from the left shoulder, the officer moaned, “Please help me.”George helped the officer inside as he remembered the training he had received in the Army as a medic. He knew the wound needed attention. “Pressure to stop the bleeding,” he thought. The uniform company had been there that morning and had left clean shop towels. He used those and duct tape to bind the wound. “Hey, they say ducttape can fix anythin’,” he said, trying to make the policeman feel at ease. “Something for pain,” George thought. All he had was the pills he used for his back. “These ought to work.” He put some water in a cup and gave the policeman the pills. “You hang in there, I’m going to get you an ambulance.” The phone was dead. “Maybe I can get one of your buddies on that there talk box out in your car.” He went out only to find that a bullet had gone into the dashboard destroying the two way radio. He went back in to find the policeman sitting up. “Thanks,” said the officer. “You could have left me there. The guy that shot me is still in the area.”George sat down beside him, “I would never leave an injured man in the Army and I ain’t gonna leave you.” Georgepulled back the bandage to check for bleeding. “Looks worse than what it is. Bullet passed right through ‘ya. Good thing it missed the important stuff though. I think with time your gonna be right as rain.”George got up and poured a cup of coffee. “How do you take it?” he asked.”None for me,” said the officer..”Oh, yer gonna drink this. Best in the city. Too bad I ain’t got no donuts.” The officer laughed and winced at the same time. The front door of the office flew open. In burst a young man with a gun. “Give me all your cash! Do it now!” the young man yelled. His hand was shaking and George could tell that he had never done anything like this before. “That’s the guy that shot me!” exclaimed the officer.”Son, why are you doing this?” asked George, “You need to put the cannon away. Somebody else might get hurt.”The young man was confused. “Shut up old man, or I’ll shoot you, too. Now give me the cash!”The cop reached for his gun. “Put that thing away,” George said to him, “we got 1 too many in here now.”He turned his attention to the young man. “Son, it’s Christmas Eve. If you need money, well then, here. It ain’t much but it’s all I got. Now put that pea shooter away.”George pulled $150 out of his pocket and handed it to the young man, reaching for the barrel of the gun at the same time. The young man released his grip on the gun, fell to his knees and began to cry. “I’m not very good at this am I? All I wanted was to buy something for my wife and son,” he went on. “I’ve lost my job, my rent is due, my car got repossessed last week.”George handed the gun to the cop. “Son, we all get in a bit of squeeze now and then. The road gets hard sometimes, but we make it through the best we can.” He got the young man to his feet, and sat him down on a chair across from the cop. “Sometimes we do stupid things.” George handed the young man a cup of coffee. “Bein’ stupid is one of the things that makes us human. Comin’ in here with a gun ain’t the answer. Now sit there and get warm and we’ll sort this thing out.”The young man stopped crying, and looked at the cop “Sorry I shot you. It just went off. I’m sorry officer.” he said.” Shut up and drink your coffee” the cop said. George could hear the sounds of sirens outside. A police car and an ambulance skidded to a halt. Two cops came through the door, guns drawn. “Chuck! You ok?” one of the cops asked the wounded officer.”Not bad for a guy who took a bullet. How did you find me?” “GPS locator in the car. Best thing since sliced bread. Who did this?” the other cop asked as he approached the young man. Chuck answered him, “I don’t know. The guy ran off into the dark. Just dropped his gun and ran.” George and the young man both looked puzzled at each other. “That guy work here?” the wounded cop continued. “Yep,” George said, “just hired him this morning. Boy lost his job.”The paramedics came in and loaded Chuck onto the stretcher. The young man leaned over the wounded cop and whispered, “Why?Chuck just said, “Merry Christmas boy … and you too, George, and thanks for everything.””Well, looks like you got one doozy of a break there. That ought to solve some of your problems.” George went into the back room and came out with a box. He pulled out a ring box. “Here you go, something for the little woman. I don’t think Martha would mind. She said it would come in handy some day.”The young man looked inside to see the biggest diamond ring he ever saw. “I can’t take this,” said the young man. “It means something to you.” “And now it means something to you,” replied George. “I got my memories. That’s all I need.”George reached into the box again. An airplane, a car and a truck appeared next. They were toys that the oil company had left for him to sell. “Here’s something for that little man of yours.”The young man began to cry again as he handed back the $150 that the old man had handed him earlier.”And what are you supposed to buy Christmas dinner with? You keep that too,” George said. “Now git home to your family.”The young man turned with tears streaming down his face. “I’ll be here in the morning for work, if that job offer is still good.” “Nope. I’m closed Christmas day,” George said. “See ya the day after.”George turned around & found the stranger had returned. “Where’d you come from? I thought you’d left?” “I have been here. I have always been here,” said the stranger. “You say you don’t celebrate Christmas. Why?” “Well, after my wife passed away, I just couldn’t see what all the bother was. Puttin’ up a tree and all seemed a waste of a good pine tree. Bakin’ cookies like I used to with Martha just wasn’t the same by myself and besides I was gettin’ a little chubby.”
The stranger put his hand on George’s shoulder. “But you do celebrate the holiday, George. You gave me food and drink and warmed me when I was cold and hungry. The woman with child will bear a son and he will become a great doctor. The policeman you helped will go on to save 19 people from being killed by terrorists. The young man who tried to rob you will make you a rich man and not take any for himself. “That is the spirit of the season and you keep it as good as any man.”George was taken aback by all this stranger had said. “And how do you know all this?” asked the old man. “Trust me, George. I have the inside track on this sort of thing. And when your days are done you will be withMartha again.”The stranger moved toward the door. “If you will excuse me, George, I have to go now. I have to go home where there is a big celebration planned.”
George watched as the old leather jacket and the torn pants that the stranger was wearing turned into a white robe. A golden light began to fill the room.
“You see, George … it’s My birthday. Merry Christmas.”
George fell to his knees and replied,
“Happy Birthday, Lord Jesus” This story is better than any greeting card. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOD BLESS!
Now clear the lump from your throat, blow your nose, and send this along to a friend of yours or someone who may need a reminder as to why we celebrate Christmas.
Tomorrow is not promised, – Cherish today!

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, December 17th, 2020
Today’s podcast is, predictably…about Christmas. Still hoping you’ll send your Christmas stories to Dick@DickSummer.com. One of our Christmas hopes is that you’ll pick somebody who needs a hug…and hug.

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2020
Thank you for sending your Christmas/Hanakah/Solstice/Quanza memories to me at Dick Summer.com.. I’m not sure about this one from Proud Podcast Participant Bill. But hey…Who knows ?
As a joke, my brother Mike used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true, because every Christmas morning, although Mike’s kids stockings were always full, his poor panty hose never was.
One year, I decided to make his Christmas wish come true. I put on a pair of sunglasses, and slinked into the neighborhood “Adult bookstore.” I decided to buy a standard, uncomplicated inflatable lady, that could also substitute as a fake passenger in my car, so I could use the car pool lane during the rush hour. I settled for a doll called “Loveable Lara.”
On Christmas Eve, with the help of a bicucle pump, Lara came to life. My sister in law was in on the plan, and let me in during the week morning hours. I filled Mike’s dangling panty hose with Lara’s legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies, and drank a glass of milk left out on a nearby table.
Mike called me in the morning to tell me that Santa had finally made his wish come true, and to accuse me of having something to do with it. He said the only problem with Lara, was that she confused the dog, who kept coming over, looking at the pantyhose and bark, start to walk away, and come back and bark some more. We all agreed that Lara should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for dinner.
My Grandmother noticed Lara as soon as she walked in the door, and said, “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?” My brother explained that it was just a doll. “WHERE ARE HER CLOTHES ? WHY DOESN’T SHE HAVE ANY TEETH? I considered answering her questions, but I didn’t want to have to spend Christmas riding in the back of an ambulance, saying “Hang on Grandma, hang on.”
My Grandfather, a great guy with bad eyesight, sidled up to me and said, “Hey Bill, who’s the naked lady by the fireplace ?” I told him she was Mike’s friend. A few minutes later, I noticed him over by the fireplace, flirting with Lara. It was then that I realized that this might be Grandpa’s last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Lara made a noise like you often hear from a bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the fireplace, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the TV. The cat screamed, I passed some cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran over, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. Mike fell off his chair. Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
Later we discovered that Lara had suffered a puncture from a hot ember on the back of her left leg. Fortunately, with the aid of a wonder drug called Duct tape, we restored her to perfect health, so she can be with us to celebrate New Year’s Eve.

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Tuesday, December 15th, 2020
Today’s podcast features a Christmas recording that you can’t buy. And we’re still looking for your Christmas memories. Please send them to Dick@DickSummer.com. Here’s a very special one from Proud Podcst person Gary:
Gary Brefini
6:48pm
Hi Dick!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays….
My late wife Anita and I would decorate the tree with the children..But we saved two mini stuffed ornaments for last after the kids went to bed. They were some kind of white snow people; one a boy and one a girl….She would take them in her hands, make a goofy voice and hold the girl and say ” This one is me”…then take the other one and hold it up and say in that funny voice “This one is you”….Just to get her to repeat it I would “Which one is me and which one is you?”…she would change it up and repeat it….Then she would make them kiss and do a goofy kissing sound….we would then hang them on the tree…then we would kiss and go to bed. I have not taken those ornaments out of the box for 12 years since she passed. But I think of her and wonder what the hell she saw in me.
Merry Christmas to you and your dear wife and family! Be well!

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Monday, December 14th, 2020
It’s Christmas story time. Please send yours to Dick@DickSummer.com. Then either look for it here, or listen for it on our regular podcast. Here’s one from Proud Podcast Person, Carole.

Our “old” Balsam Hill Christmas Tree finally gave up the ghost – or, rather, the lights did. Bill announced that it was time for a new one, after fighting that battle for the better part of an afternoon one day last week. I acquiesced and bought one. Don’t know if I told you this — but (even being of the Jewish persuasion) I love Christmastime. The joyous spirit, the goodwill, and all that goes with it! As you know, I am Irish by injection (heh heh) – and my ex was also not Jewish. (Matter of fact – I broke every taboo in the book with him – Not only was he not a doctor, lawyer, or dentist – but rather a party fishing boat captain – he was of 2nd generation German/Dutch extraction, Lutheran, divorced with a son. It’s a miracle my Mom didn’t have a heart attack.) Actually, I was dating him in the first half of my Junior year in college – (Brooklyn College, to be exact). My father had finally had enough – and I was told to stop seeing him or move. So not far from Christmastime, I found a job selling sporting goods at Herman’s on 42nd Street and promptly found myself a small furnished efficiency. Needless to say, I relocated and finished college on my own. I had my very first (natural) Christmas tree that year – and after graduating college I relocated to a cute little garden apartment in Leonia, NJ. That was when I began my checkered employment history – and I got re-married a couple of years later.
One of the things I have always loved doing is decorating my own Christmas tree. To me, it’s like creating a painting or other special work of art! I only recently finally parted with the tiny candle lantern lights I used to string on my unlit trees. My first prelit tree was purchased when I bought my home in Freeport over 30 years ago. (Wow – time flies when you’re having fun!) I had accumulated scads of nifty nautical and fishing related ornaments – and after meeting Bill, I had three themes that could be seen on the tree: nautical/fishing, red and white doves and cardinals, and Irish!!!
Two years ago, a dear fishing pal of mine from Long Island had his marriage suddenly and heartbreakingly dissolve (his wife, with whom he had stuck through serious illness and thick and thin suddenly decided she wanted a divorce!). He, ever the good man, left her the house and took out a mortgage on one in Long Beach – not too tough because the area had taken a shellacking from Hurricane Sandy and homes were of distressed value. At any rate, I asked him if he was going to have a tree – and when he answered in the affirmative via email, I packaged up most of my nautical and fishing type ornaments and sent them his way. So now it’s mostly special ornaments I have saved over the years (still have my Russian St. Nick and French soldier from my very first tree!) along with blown glass birds, sea shells, etc etc.
Anyway — that’s it for now. Merry Christmas to you and Lady Wonder Wench. Carole

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Sunday, December 13th, 2020
We have a couple of really good Christmas stories for you today. Please send yours to Dick@DickSummer.com. Some we’ll use here, and some will go in our Christmas podcasts.
This one comes from “Betsy Girl:”
Whenever I’m disappointed with my spot
in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.
Jamie was trying out for a part in the
school Christmas play. His mother told me that he’d set his heart on being
in it, though she feared he would not be chosen.
On the day the parts were awarded, I went
with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her,
eyes shining with pride and excitement.. ‘Guess what, Mom,’ he
shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to
me….’I’ve been chosen to clap and cheer.’

And this one comes from Capt. Chuck:

Hey Dick, I thought of a cute story from when my daughter was a young girl. I was giving a group of young 8-9 year olds a ride in our van back from my daughter’s birthday party. Her birthday is December 20th . I was listening to the conversations between the girls. One of the young ladies told the other girls that she did not believe in Santa . She said he was a fictional character created by adults . One of the other girls said to her,” are you willing to take that chance ?” I was chuckling under my breath. It was one of those things you don’t forget.
Chuck Maire

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Saturday, December 12th, 2020
‘Tis the season…to pick a person who won’t get much attention…and give them some attention. And…let’s get your Christmas story into our podcast. Send it to Dick@DickSummer.com.