Archive for April, 2020

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, April 20th, 2020
Today’s podcast is a warning to guys at a singles bar…if some beautiful young woman wiggles over to you wearing next to nothing, she may want to fondle your forehead. Give a listen. Protect your virtue.

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, April 19th, 2020
Today’s podcast explains that, I have just found your new sexy spot. Your orbito frontal cortex is your new”Sexy spot…your new Private Part.” It’s right over your eyes.

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, April 18th, 2020
My buddy Al says I should make a boat anchor out of my computer…just because I’ve had it for a while. Today’s podcast is about other computer stuff like an external hard drive. I don’t want to take it for a drive.

Dick Summer Connection

Friday, April 17th, 2020
I put a picture of Sue in a bikini when my computer was new. Today’s podcast says my buddy Al thinks my computer should become a BOAT ANCHOR. He says “Get an external hard drive.” Where would I put the steering wheel on an external drive?

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, April 16th, 2020
I like some old things. Like the glossy paper pictures I carry in my wallet. Today’s podcast admits that when I pull them out to show people it almost feels like I’m touching the people involved. My Lady doesn’t like seeing me pull out my pictures of Cathy Zeta Jones.

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, April 15th, 2020
For some reason it always amazes me how fast later comes when you buy now. Today’s podcast explains how to deal with that problem. Give a listen please..

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, April 14th, 2020
I went looking on Amazon for a hand vibrator to use on my legs. I have a problem with my legs. You should have seen the strange shapes they come in now. Today’s podcast says there’s something fishy going on.

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, April 13th, 2020
My buddy Al is telling me what sounds like a fairy tale to me. But today’s www.dicksummer.com/podcast says Al’s a buddy, and so I’ve got to take what he says cereally, no seriously…no cereally…like when you pour milk into a bowl of rice crispies cereal, and you listen carefully to what the little chips are saying to you. Makes sense. They usually say something that sounds like when you’re working with a computer or something else electrical. You know they go snap, crackle, and pop.

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, April 12th, 2020
Today’s podcast is for folks who...at least for one day, would like to forget about “The Virus”. There’s not a word about it. Just some silly stuff that might give you a grin. Because…when you grin you win.

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, April 11th, 2020
Today’s podcast admits that I just heard a deep voice from the sk saying, “You tick me off. Look what you’ve been doing to this lovely place I gave you. And look what you’ve been doing to each other. Go to your room, and don’t come out till I call for you. If you hear the same voice, give a listen please.