Some guy with a a cold, might have coughed on some other guy…because then you would have had the original cougher…and his coughee. Not sure how that that cof-ee guy got poured into a cup, but maybe you can figure that out. If you do please let me know at dicksmmer@comcast.net Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast says we got a couple of good answers to that for the next podcast.
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if your coffee tastes like mud, rejoyce… if you like fresh coffee…because If your coffee tastes like mud, that means it was ground just this morning. Today’s podcast warns that if your coffee is too fresh, it might make you take a pass at the waitress. And if her big ugly husband catches you, you might land up in a…wait for it…wait for it…you might land up in a coff-in.
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. Because I’m a coffee fan, one of the commercial slug lines I like a lot was used by Maxwell House coffee… “Good to the last drop.” What a terrific line describing the lasting good taste of a cup of coffee. Today’s podcast says that’s a great commercial line for a cup of coffee. But good to the last drop would be a very bad commercial line for the Otis elevator company. Good to the last drop.
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Maybe some guy with a cold, might have coughed on some other guy…because then you would have had the original cougher…and his coff-ee. Not sure how that that coff-ee guy got poured into a cup, but maybe you can figure that out. Today’s podcast says please let me know at dicksmmer@comcast.net.
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I am a carefree, confident, coffee consumer. I like coffee hot or cold, today’s, yesterday’s or last week’s…as long as there’s no crust on top. But some people go overboard about coffee. They talk about coffee like wine experts talk about wine…You’ve heard them. “Hey…this bordeau has nice legs.” What the heck does that mean? Wine is made from grapes. If a grape has been around long enough to grow legs, it’s been around way too long…Today’s podcast says, I’m not having anything to do with it
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Today’s podcast reveals the stupidest question on a doctor’s sheet that he wants answered, and askes “If God didn’t want us to be sexists WHY DID HE GIVE US SEX? You don’t want to miss this one.
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“Social Distancing” has to stop pretty soon. Touching someone in a warm & unthreatening way is a powerful connector. Today’s podcast says humans need to connect, and explains another connection place.
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What is the absolutely stupid part of a form you’re supposed to fill out at a doctor’s office? the one that says, “Male or female.” Today’s podcast says I don’t want to go to a doctor who can’t tell the difference without a hint from me.
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I am a lead paint, no seat belt, no bike helmet, garden hose drinking, stick ball playing, BB gun shooting survivor. Today’s podcast says I’d better stay home and watch TV. I don’t like TV.
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Today’s podcast is about your brand new sexy place I just discovered on your forehead. You will be the only person who knows about it in the neighborhood. Be careful who you tell.
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