Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast asks why is it that writers write, but grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same things? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? New ways need to be discovered.

A guy’s brain is swimming in a sea of testosterone, which gives him a deep voice, a beard, and a hand just the right size for using a TV remote. For reasons that are obvious in today’s podcast that keeps him from maturing. Pleases listen so you understand.

Tell me, how can you diet if your favorite exercise is chewing? See…you should have researched that before you gave up jogging. And Today’s Podcast asks: Star Trek fans, how can you live long and prosper without getting old?

Do research. If you buy a used car, push the buttons on the radio. Today’s podcast says, “If most of the stations are set to either hard rock or political talk stations, the transmission is probably shot.” Do research. Be careful with a car.

Do research. Don’t make mistakes. Today’s podcast says “Most women think all men want is sex.” That’s not true. I’ve researched it with lots of guys. They do want sex, but many of them want the laundry done too. Research. Don’t make mistakes.

RESEARCH! Don’t take things for granted. Today’s podcast says don’t assume the chicken came before the egg because that sounds logical. Go to McDonalds and order an egg McMuffin and a McChicken at the same time and note which comes first.

There was plenty of Aural Sex going on in the restaurant last night. Aural Sex…warm words, Today’s podcast explains it for you. Catherine was our waitress. Pretty young lady. I said what are you doing working on Valentine’ Day. She said my boyfriend is working here too. They were having Aural Sex in the kitchen. It takes a spirit of adventure.

Our Happy Valentine’s Day podcast explains how Aural Sex can make a very warm February for you…plus March, April, May, etc. It takes a little effort, and maybe a little talent, but it is WORTH IT. Aural Sex. Warm Words.

MORE SNOW TODAY! Makes today’s podcast “Must Listen” material. Because it’s about Aural Sex…words…words the warm a lady’s heart…and whatever else she’s got all bundled up on a day like today. Getting her ready for Valentine’s Day.

Aural Sex is words. It’s powerful stuff. It’s a huge turn on, especially for women. And if there’s ever a time for Aural Sex, it’s Valentine’s Day. There’s also a little of the history of Valentine’s day in today’s podcast. So give a listen please.