Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast is called, “Nothing Happened.” It has the story of a steamy night on which Lady Wonder Wench and I  thought nothing was going to happen but it certainly did. Sometimes things heat up very fast.

Today’s podcast is about my first run in with the idea of “Non Binary Sex”.  Non-Binary is finery for some folks, but woman & man is my plan. Does that make me a feminist? I don’t know.

Today’s podcast features the most potent opening line ever invented. Most good opening lines tell a little about the opener’s “life”. Like “Hi. I’m not really this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.” Some tell about the guy’s family. Like this:

Great opening lines are hard to find. “What’s your sign” for example sometimes get very wise guy answers like, “My sign is no entry.” Today’s podcast says, “it’s not just what you say, it’s how you say it that counts.”

Some guys use knock-knock-jokes for opening lines. Don’t do that, guys. Today’s podcast contains the absolutely best opening line ever invented. I will personally guarantee it will get any pretty girl’s attention. Give a listen and try it.

CAUTION: Today’s podcast contains the world’s most potent opening line. Use this opening line, guys, and the women will be all over you. They become instantly needy for your attention and devotion. Be warned. Be on guard.

I have found the ultimate pick up line for use at your favorite singles bar. It is absolutely unique. A famous story says it even works on a princess. If you want to be ready for your next trip to the singles bar, give a listen to today’s podcast 

“Hi. I’m Mr. Wright. I heard you were looking for me.” Not only did that not work as an opening line with my Lady, but it leaves a guy open to lots of snotty comebacks about crashing & burning. To find out what did work with her, catch today’s podcast. And please observe all signs.

“Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl.” That’s one of the worst opening lines in today’s podcast. What are some of the good ones? And what is the BEST opening line you’ll ever hear? Give today’s podcast a listen.

“Hugs Heal” says today’s podcast. And they do. Especially when you’ve had a hair curling experience. Or you lose somebody you love. Or you’ve just plain been working too hard. Hugs heal the hugger as well as the hug-ee.