Dick Summer Connection

They’ll be on the prowl tonight. Wicked Women with pointy hats. Today’s podcast suggests the kind of hat that you can wear, to get secret powers of your own..to help you overcome the forces of evil that try to rule the night.

Watching a lady’s rear end is usually considered impolite. Nice…but impolite. Butt today’s podcast says, that rule of politeness might need to be re-thought- out at the end of October.

Today’s Podcast is about the magic feeling I get from wearing a fedora. I’ve seen very pretty ladies wearing “Lady Fedoras” too. Among other things, a Lady Fedora is a lot more convenient than some other kind of hats.

There’s a story in today’s podcast about a guy who was maybe too hot for his own good. Give a listen please. Gotta be careful about that guys or you’ll have women all over you all the time. THEN what will you do?

There’s something Indiana Jones-ish about wearing a fedora. Makes you feel…different. It makes you…”Hot.” And today’s podcast explains how you can use that difference very much to your advantage. give a listen please.

Today’s podcast explains some whaco things about women too. For example “What’s six inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women wild? Right. Money. And when a guy asks a woman “What’s wrong” and she says “nothing.” Something is wrong. Listen and learn.

Today’s podcast is about men: “Men are like mascara. They run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate much interest. The difference between a savings bond and the typical man, is that at some point the savings bond will mature. There’s a new morning after pill. It changes a man’s blood type. Most men like smart women because opposites attract.” Give listen and comment please.

Today’s podcast is called, “Nothing Happened”.” That “nothing”…was really something. It happened a long time ago. And it’s still going on for me. And it makes me very glad to “identify as a man.” “Different strokes for different folks” I guess.

Today’s podcast is about when I had a feminist author as a guest to talk about her book on my NBC radio talk show. There was a news cast on the air before my show, and the NBC Newsman had his NEWS voice going on about something happening in Congress. My guest almost fell on the floor laughing. I said, “What’s so funny?” She said “I’m wondering how he would sound in bed with a woman saying in his NBC News voice…”I love you.”

Today’s podcast is about figuring out who and what you are. I fly a small airplane. Pilots say,”The difference between a pilot and God, is that God doesn’t think he’s a pilot.” Some airlines seem to forget that. Give a listen please.