Archive for October, 2019

Dick Summer Connection

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Great opening lines are hard to find. “What’s your sign” for example sometimes get very wise guy answers like, “My sign is no entry.” Today’s podcast says, “it’s not just what you say, it’s how you say it that counts.”

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, October 17th, 2019

Some guys use knock-knock-jokes for opening lines. Don’t do that, guys. Today’s podcast contains the absolutely best opening line ever invented. I will personally guarantee it will get any pretty girl’s attention. Give a listen and try it.

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, October 16th, 2019

CAUTION: Today’s podcast contains the world’s most potent opening line. Use this opening line, guys, and the women will be all over you. They become instantly needy for your attention and devotion. Be warned. Be on guard.

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, October 15th, 2019

I have found the ultimate pick up line for use at your favorite singles bar. It is absolutely unique. A famous story says it even works on a princess. If you want to be ready for your next trip to the singles bar, give a listen to today’s podcast 

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, October 14th, 2019

“Hi. I’m Mr. Wright. I heard you were looking for me.” Not only did that not work as an opening line with my Lady, but it leaves a guy open to lots of snotty comebacks about crashing & burning. To find out what did work with her, catch today’s podcast. And please observe all signs.

 

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, October 13th, 2019

“Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl.” That’s one of the worst opening lines in today’s podcast. What are some of the good ones? And what is the BEST opening line you’ll ever hear? Give today’s podcast a listen.

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, October 12th, 2019

“Hugs Heal” says today’s podcast. And they do. Especially when you’ve had a hair curling experience. Or you lose somebody you love. Or you’ve just plain been working too hard. Hugs heal the hugger as well as the hug-ee.

Dick Summer Connection

Friday, October 11th, 2019

Hugs Heal” is the title of today’s podcast. It’s about hugs and healing and pretty ladies. I called it Hugs Heal because the two words starting with the same letter might get stuck in your ear. You know. Like some songs.

 

Thursday, October 10th, 2019

On my list of the top 10 therapists to avoid, #8 is avoid therapists who write books like, “I’m Ok but you’re a creep.” For more good advice give a listen to today’s podcast please. 

 

 

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, October 9th, 2019

I was a hypnotherapist for 18 years, and I’ve collected a list of ten therapists you should avoid. #10 Avoid therapists who zoom around their waiting rooms on roller skates singing “I’ve got to be me. He’s probably a fake.  For the other 9 please check out today’s podcast.