Dick Summer Connection

I allow him to help my lady out of her clothes and put her to bed at night. Who is this guy? He calls himself, “Mr. Story Man.” And why do I let him do that? This podcast might surprise you. Give a listen please.

Today’s podcast is about the mysterious “Mr. Story Man’s” sexual relationship with My Lady Wonder Wench…and why I don’t object to it. Give a listen. You may get some ideas for when you go to bed tonight.

Today’s podcast is about  “Mr. Story Man” who drops in every night and helps my Lady Wonder Wench get undressed for bed. I’m sometimes jealous of him. Give a listen and find out why.

Eggs for breakfast reminds me of a guy who goes over to the prettiest lady at the singles bar and says, “How would you like your eggs for breakfast tomorrow morning, my dear”? Today’s podcast says he’s going to ask a very smart lady who’ll say “I’ll keep my eggs un-fertilized tomorrow morning thank you.”

Today’s podcast is about stuff that happens in my favorite breakfast restaurant. Particularly about one of the waiters. I think bringing people food must be a very interesting job. So give a listen and see if I’m right. please.

Today’s podcast is about my favorite slogans. I guess my favorite is “If you have any moving parts left, for cryin’ out loud, MOVE ‘EM” But my second favorite is, “Love. Honor. And Negotiate.” Give a listen. Grab a grin.

“Sometimes swearing helps,” is one of the signs at my favorite breakfast diner. It’s a “Place where everybody knows your name”. Give a listen to today’s podcast. It should make you feel right at home, instead of wandering around lost.

Today’s podcast is about a breakfast diner with lots of interesting signs. One says “Some people rise and shine. I just caffeinate and hope for the best.” No matter what you’re going to do today…you should hope for the best.

The greatest pick up line crusher I’ve ever heard is in today’s podcast. It’s the perfect answer to some guy who’s egging a girl on at a singles bar. Give a listen. Be prepared to CRUSH, or be crushed.

“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you” is one of the messages in today’s podcast.  “Do more of what makes you happy” is another. Please give a listen to today’s podcast. Because “It’s a good day to have a good day”.