Archive for September, 2019

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, September 30th, 2019

There’s a secret to getting what you want, ladies. And it’s in today’s podcast. If you use this secret you will attract men from all over your zip code. And beyond. Forget nasty diets, and buying expensive clothes. Just use this secret. It’s all you need.

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

You sometimes see a smart man with a dumb but curvy woman. But you never see a smart curvy woman with a dumb man. Why is that?  Who put them in charge? Today’s podcast tries to explain that. 

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, September 28th, 2019

Today’s podcast is called, “Some Whys Guys.” It’s about WHYs…un-answered questions. Like Carlin’s ” Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?” And why are there great silly signs for dogs to read. Like this:

Dick Summer Connection

Friday, September 27th, 2019

Today’s podcast is called “Some Whys Guys.” It features lots of “WHYs”. For example if Polish people are called “Pols” WHY don’t we call folks from Holland, “Holes?” I don’t think that would be a good idea. Of course there are lots of bad ideas going around. Like this guy:

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, September 26th, 2019

Today’s podcast is called “Some Whys Guys.” It’s full of why-s. Like who puts the “Thin Ice” sign out in the middle of the lake. Is it the guy who puts the “Keep Off The Grass” sign in the Spring & Summer? And why is this just…wrong?:

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, September 25th, 2019

Today’s podcast is called, “The Whys Guys”. It’s about slightly important questions. For example, “Why is a boxing ring square?” And “Why is the word bra singular, and panties plural. Doesn’t that suggest a very strangely shaped girl?” Questions that need answers on the pop quiz of life.

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, September 24th, 2019

Today’s podcast asks a lot of whys. Like, “Why does bottled water that has “trickled through mountain streams for centuries” have a sell by date. Same question about sour cream. What…does sour cream get too sour after next Thursday? And why are there restrictions on romance like this?

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, September 23rd, 2019

Today’s podcast is about the “Whys Guys.” Guys who ask questions like, “Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, but their buns come in packs of 8?” That’s one that cuts some mustard.” How do bankruptcy lawyers get paid?” “And why do we put up signs like these?”

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, September 22nd, 2019

Every politician says, “We need to come together.”  Today’s podcast says, “The way we argue about politics if we all came together it would be a catastrophic collision. We’d all need football helmets. The dust would never stop flying.”

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, September 21st, 2019

Have you ever taken a shower inside? That’s one of the things you’ll do when you listen to today’s podcast. Sounds like it’s “pushing the envelope”…right? Well maybe it is. But give it a listen and I think you’ll get a surprise.