Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast is about dealing with a threat in the home like a MAN. Lots of unnecessary questions about what it means to be a man today. Today’s podcast answers…most of them. Give a listen and go watch a ball game.

Today’s podcast explains some of the problems animals have with humans. Sometimes the animals win. Most often the humans land up in control. Where’s the justice in that?

Today’s podcast is an alert for all guys: “Sometimes you’ve got to defend your woman against a nasty beast.” They’re lurking everywhere…trying to look so innocent. They sometimes even pretend they’re your best friend.

Today’s podcast is about defending my woman against a semi-evil intruder in the middle of the night. It was a battle that I absolutely needed to win, if I wanted to avoid disaster…which I did. I don’t like disasters.

“Woody” is the name I’ve given in today’s podcast to the male oak in my back yard. Jim Walsh from Indianapolis suggested “Twiggy” as the name for the shapely female tree. And he’s right. Thanks to everyone who sent suggestions. I’ll bet the Beatles could come up with a hit recording about Woody and Twiggy.

I call the “male” tree in my back yard, “Woody” like the guy in TV’s “Cheers”the bar where everybody knows your name. Today’s podcast says we need a name for the “female” tree in the back yard. Males and females are…as you know…different. And here’s to “different.”

Suppose the tree in your back yard isn’t what you think it is. Today’s podcast says don’t take that for granted. Make friends with the tree. Give it (he or she) a name. Your tree has roots. Perhaps it might be a cheerleader from outer space…rooting for the home team. Be nice…or else.

Back to nature with today’s podcast. Lots of stuff you don’t know about goes on in your back yard. Give a listen to today’s podcast, so you’ll have a better idea of what the little creatures are doing.

I have grown quite fond of the oak tree in my back yard. I think it’s a male tree, so I call him “Woody” after the guy in the TV show “Cheers.” Today’s podcast explains that although I’m from Brooklyn, I’ve become somewhat environmentally friendly. But I don’t overdo it like some guys.

It’s “Back To Nature” with today’s podcast. Summertime sittin’ under the spreading arms of a back yard tree…getting relaxed…cutting down on the Monday confusion.