I do lots of manly things. Today’s podcast claims that I’m always exercising, because I want my muscles to be big and hard. I never had a girlfriend by the name of Alice, but if I did, when I went to see Alice I’d want to hear her say, “I’m glad you exercise, because a hard man nowadays is good to find.”
When a man gets a really hot kiss, a couple parts of his body tend to swell up…like his ear lobes. Today’s podcast asks what did you think I was going to say? That’s also true. It’s a proven fact that when a woman gives a guy a 300 degree wet kiss his earlobes are among the many parts of his body that tend to swell up. I suggest you ladies get your guy to put his best face forward and check it out.
Toxic masculinity is fake news. No kidding. In today’s podcast I will confess that I must ooze masculinity. My ring finger is about a knuckle longer than my index finger, which proves I have testosterone to spare. Seriously. Today’s podcast admits that’s one of the tests for masculinity the doctors are talking about…when your index finger is longer than your pointer finger you have excess testosterone. You guys are checking that out now, aren’t you.
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Toxic masculinity is fake news. No kidding. In today’s podcast, I have to confess that I must ooze masculinity. My ring finger is about a knuckle longer than my index finger, which proves I have testosterone to spare. Seriously. Today’s podcast admits that’s one of the tests for masculinity the doctors are talking about…when your index finger is longer than your pointer finger you have excess testosterone. You guys are checking that out now, aren’t
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FAKE NEWS! It’s all over the place. Today’s podcast is about the biggest fake news going around right now. Give a listen and get un-confused.
The “Day of Conception” is a very popular holiday in Russia…for fairly obvious reasons. Russian couples get time off from work to…conceive. And prizes if they succeed. TIME TO COLLUDE WITH THE RUSSIANS. Today’s podcast says we’re far too uptight here.
Russia now has a holiday called the Day of Conception. Couples get time off from work to go home and “Procreate.” We seem to be more computerized. Today’s podcast says it’s time for some collusion with the Russians.
June 12 is “The Day of Conception” in Russia. Russian Couples get half a day off to “procreate”. What a great idea. Today’s podcast says, “It’s time to collude with Russia.” Let’s do that here!
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Russians have a National Day of Conception. Today’s podcast explains that on that day, Russian couples get half a day off to…conceive. TIME TO COLLUDE WITH THE RUSSIANS.
Believe it or not, it’s time to collude with the Russians. They have a new reason to “procreate.” It’s in today’s podcast. Please give a listen, and join them if you can.
