Archive for April, 2019

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Thursday, April 18th, 2019

There are more men than women in this country. So today’s podcast tries to explain that the truly generous woman would want to share her husband/boyfriend with some other woman. Preferably one who bears some resemblance to Catherine Zeta Jones. You should hear what she told me.

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Wednesday, April 17th, 2019

A group of “hims” is called a crowd. A crowd is called “Them” if you’re not a member. People who get sucked into the crowds of “Them” are called “suckers.” Today’s podcast encourages you to resist becoming a sucker. I believe that giggles help. Giggles are good. Give a listen and giggle please.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tuesday, April 16th, 2019

Time to stop doing what you’re doing, and start doing what you want to do. Today’s podcast tells you how to do that.

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Monday, April 15th, 2019

What are you doing? If you’re not mostly doing what you want to do, and “THEY” seem to be running too much of your life, give a listen to today’s podcast please. It’ll help you turn yourself around…on “THEM” and all the others like “Them.”

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Sunday, April 14th, 2019

How confused are you? Really?? Today’s podcast asks you, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

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Saturday, April 13th, 2019

Toxic masculinity…that’s the fake news that some smart guys in white lab coats are selling these days. I call those guys, “Position Physicians” in today’s podcast because they’re usually doctors of one kind or another. Mostly another. They usually concern themselves with positions. Sexual acrobatics. Lots of them call themselves doctors because they have PhDs in English Lit, so they are legally allowed to call themselves doctors.

 

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Friday, April 12th, 2019

So how can you avoid be accused of having “Toxic Masculinity?” The answer is in today’s podcast. Pay attention, guys. The women are watching.

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Thursday, April 11th, 2019

I am generally in favor of aural sex. Aural sex. Words. Sometimes aural sex is at least as good as physical sex…and very often aural sex leads to the more sweaty kind of sex. Today’s podcast explains that I like the use of HVMs with aural sex. HVMs are healthy vowel movements. I call them HVMs for short. Healthy Vowel Movements. I have found that healthy vowel movements often inspire religious experiences. During healthy vowel movements, you frequently hear short prayers like “Oh God Yes”.

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Wednesday, April 10th, 2019

I do lots of manly things. Today’s podcast claims that I’m always exercising, because I want my muscles to be big and hard. I never had a girlfriend by the name of Alice, but if I did, when I went to see Alice I’d want to hear her say, “I’m glad you exercise, because a hard man nowadays is good to find.”

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Tuesday, April 9th, 2019

When a man gets a really hot kiss, a couple parts of his body tend to swell up…like his ear lobes. Today’s podcast asks what did you think I was going to say? That’s also true. It’s a proven fact that when a woman gives a guy a 300 degree wet kiss his earlobes are among the many parts of his body that tend to swell up. I suggest you ladies get your guy to put his best face forward and check it out.