Archive for September, 2018

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, September 19th, 2018

A wild animal attacked us in the middle of the night. Today’s podcast explains how I heroically protected my Lady Wonder Wench. Please give a listen so you’ll know what to do in case it ever happens to you.

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Tuesday, September 18th, 2018

Today’s podcast is a confession. Yes. I killed him. And I’d do it again under the same circumstances. And you probably would too, if he was threatening your lady like he was threatening my Lady Wonder Wench in the middle of the night. In her bedroom. Give a listen please before you decide my fate.

 

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Monday, September 17th, 2018

Today’s podcast is about what I had to do to protect my Lady Wonder Wench during a home invasion. If a home invasion ever happens to you here’s how a real MAN goes about protecting his woman. So give a listen and learn.

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Sunday, September 16th, 2018

Sometimes they sneak into your home in the middle of the night. Wild beasts that any real MAN must deal with to protect his woman. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast explains what I did to keep her safe. Please give a listen so you will be prepared.

 

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Saturday, September 15th, 2018

Today’s podcast proves that BOYS NEED TOYS. Please give a listen and let me know if you agree. (If you don’t agree, you’re wrong, but I won’t hold it against you.)

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Friday, September 14th, 2018

Boys love toys. But today’s podcast is a reminder that sometimes boys who love toys can help some folks who aren’t so good with toys. Give a listen, and say “Thanks” when a boy explains your toy.

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Thursday, September 13th, 2018

Today’s podcast reveals the secret connection between toys and boys. THE WORDS EVEN RHYME. “Toys” and “Boys.” What more do you women want to prove our needs? Give a listen and sympathize please.

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Wednesday, September 12th, 2018

Most small plane pilots like me have a motto: “Don’t let the boy die before the man.” Today’s podcast explains the glorious concept of “Toys for boys.” Give a listen, please. The one drawback to being a pilot is you’ve gotta be careful about beer. This guy is probably not a pilot.

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Tuesday, September 11th, 2018

Today’s podcast explains the difference between “Toys for boys” and “Boy toys.” Please take another cup of something stiff, and give a listen. You don’t want to get them confused. Especially when somebody beautiful and needy shows up in the middle of the night.

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Monday, September 10th, 2018

Today’s podcast is about a toy I had. I called her, “Miss T.” Her full name was N2203T. She was nicely built. What was the best toy you ever had? Give a listen please, and let me know. My Email is Dick@DickSummer.com