Dick Summer Connection

Something went terribly wrong in my mirror recently. Today’s podcast explains what happened. A handsome young hunk used to live in there. Now…times have changed.

Those of us who are members of the Louie-Louie-Generation need to be careful about looking in the mirror sideways. Today’s podcast is a warning that we may have had a little too much to do with Mack’s buddies Bob and Ernie.

It’s Sunday. Today’s podcast reminds us that Sunday is the Lord’s day. There’s plenty of time for pizza after prayers.

Women not only think differently from men, they seem to have their own language. Today’s podcast explains my theory on how that happened.

Today’s podcast is about “The Other Woman.” I like to think her name was Desiree. Today’s podcast claims she was the reason Adam figured he was in Paradise. Today, we have more technical ways of figuring out where we are. Not sure if our ways are an improvement.

Today’s podcast claims, “Nothing Happened” overnight.  A claim that’s sometimes hard to prove. Give a listen please.

Think about it. The bible says Adam and Eve had two boys, Cain and Able. Today’s podcast says why couldn’t God have given them a boy and a girl instead of two boys. He could have called her “Alice.” “Able and Alice.”That would have made reproduction as we know it today a lot less kinky. And God could have made a pun. When Able’s testosterone was running, and he asked God what he should do, God could have said, “Go see Alice.” Say it out loud. Better yet, go listen to the podcast. 

Adam & Eve had Cain & Able. Two guys. Unless Eve was a very kinky lady, God had to create another female. I like to think her name was Desiree. She would have had to be Cain’s wife, or we wouldn’t be here. Today’s podcast wonders what Adam told Cain about “Women.”

Nothing is a hugely powerful force. Today’s podcast explains what “Nothing” did to my life. And what would make people name their town, “Nothing.” This is an actual picture, not a photo shop. I don’t know where the town is, nor do I know why the people named it that. Do you?

Nothing is one of the most powerful forces in the world…as in “Nothing can stop America.” That kind of “Nothing” happens in today’s podcast. Let “Nothing” stop you from giving a listen.