Archive for June, 2018

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Saturday, June 30th, 2018

My Lady Wonder Wench is giving me a hard time. Today’s podcast is about her “Beauty Flashes.” She is more and more distracting.

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Friday, June 29th, 2018

Today’s podcast asks the question, “How tough are your toes”? If you’re now so nervous that you’ve bitten all your fingernails off, would your toes be up to the challenge of substituting for your fingernails? After all, when the thrill of victory is gone, all that’s left is the agony of de-feet.

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Thursday, June 28th, 2018

Clipping your toenails is a very tough job. Today’s podcast explains that’s especially true of your big toe nails. It’s not just the clipping. It’s the bending in half while you’re doing the clipping. When you want to do something especially nice for somebody, in stead of just bringing her flowers, or buying her a diamond ring, you might seriously consider offering to clip her toenails.

 

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Wednesday, June 27th, 2018

Your toenails are kind of the topic of today’s podcast. Gotta clip them or eventually you’ll trip over them. So keeping toenails clipped is important, even though most people will never see the results of your hard toenail clipping efforts. Other clipping efforts…like this one…lots of people see.

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Tuesday, June 26th, 2018

Today’s podcast is a confession that just clipping my toenails is getting tough for this Louie Louie Generation guy. It’s especially tough clipping my right toenail. I’m right handed and the clippers don’t seem to want to work on my right big toe. My high school swimming coach used to say, “Give me ten laps of the pool.” Now he could get about the same amount of exhaustion out of just saying, “Give me ten toe nail clippings.” And by the way, never forget to be careful of your toes when you’re in the water.

 

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Monday, June 25th, 2018

Today’s podcast explains the quick decent from “Hunk Hood” to “Hulk Hood” that I have going on right now. I thought it would take much longer than it did. It was just about this time of year when, a long time ago, I slipped on my Speedo bathing suit, and my life guard top, and assumed the duties as “The beach hero” at Coney Island’s bay 22. WHERE DID I PUT MY SIX PACK OF ABS???

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, June 24th, 2018

Today’s podcast is about a problem I’m having when my Lady Wonder Wench walks into the room. You know how some people get hot flashes. She’s been getting beauty flashes. It’s very distracting. She walks into the room, and I can’t get anything done, because all I can see is her total dazzle. Help.

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Saturday, June 23rd, 2018

Sometimes you have to defy authority. The new rules at the Miss Universe contest is, “No more bikini competition.” I think they should be sued for miss-representation. As today’s podcast explains, I think the contest is rigged. The winner of the Miss Universe contest is always from the same planet. Earth. And you used to be able to prove that, because she was always wearing a very tiny little bikini. And that’s definite proof. No other planet has a life form who wiggles quite as beautifully as that. Rules are rules. But sometimes you have to defy authority.

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Friday, June 22nd, 2018

No more bikini’s in the Miss Universe contest. Today’s podcast admits that’s a big disappointment for most guys. But then, most guys, myself included, tend to be a little…”immature.” We don’t always think things all the way through. For example, my nutty hockey coach neighbor Steve always says, “My wife needs to stick to her cooking, cleaning, ironing and washing. There’s no reason for her to go to work.” Steve is an excellent example of what happens when a guy ignores Big Louie’s advice that says “A smart Louie Louie Generation guy is one who thinks twice before saying …nothing.”

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Thursday, June 21st, 2018

No more bathing suit competition in the Miss Universe contest. Oh well. Today’s podcast says “if that makes you really depressed, remember there is a phone number to call, and a fresh hot pizza will be at your door in under 30 minutes.” Actually, some people get too upset about lots of stuff.