Archive for June, 2018

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, June 20th, 2018

The Miss Universe contest has eliminated the bikini beauty contest. Today’s podcast explains that they claim, “Beauty is only skin deep.” And they’re right. But what do they want…an adorable liver? It is true that some guys think the more curves a woman has, the less intelligent she is. But that’s wrong. Actually, the more curves a woman has, the less intelligent the Guy becomes. We need to help these women. We need to support their right to bare arms…and as much of the rest of them that the law allows.

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, June 19th, 2018

Are they serious???? What is the problem with these Miss Universe people? No more bikini contests. It’s in today’s podcast. Don’t they understand that a bikini is a little like a barbed wire fence? Look at it this way, a barbed wire fence and a bikini both protect the property without obstructing the view. Some of those women are visual candy stores. But these Miss Universe people want to put us all on a starvation diet.

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, June 18th, 2018

I have just learned that the Miss Universe Pageant has eliminated the bathing suit competition in an embarrassing nod to political correctness. It’s their new rules. Listen people. Pay attention to today’s podcast that says “If you obey all the rules you will miss an awful lot of the fun.” I consider this to be a terrible sneak attack on love itself. Here’s what I mean. “If love is blind how come bikinis are so popular.” It’s beginning to look like things are stacked against people who like fun.

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, June 17th, 2018

Today’s podcast is all about women in their bikinis. Of course in today’s politically correct society, who’s interested in beautiful women in their bikinis?

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, June 16th, 2018

Summer effects different guys, in different ways. Today’s podcast is about what warm weather and a pretty woman does to me. Give a listen please.

Dick Summer Connection

Friday, June 15th, 2018

Summer is finally here. Today’s podcast says, “Be sure to get your Summer loving while you can.” Give a listen, and go get lucky.

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, June 14th, 2018

It’s SUMMERTIME. Today’s podcast says it’s time to get outdoors and play.

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, June 13th, 2018

It’s EARLY SUMMER. No more snow. The ladies are in their soft summer dresses. There’s baseball, hot dogs, and sun tans. And today’s podcast says most of the bugs still haven’t hatched. Give a listen and get a little EARLY SUMMER LOVIN’.

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, June 12th, 2018

Today’s podcast celebrates Summer. There’s a lot to celebrate about Summer. Give a listen, and celebrate along with me, please.

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, June 11th, 2018

Today’s podcast strips naked the secret reason that lots of big city guys and girls like going “Up on the roof” to “Tar Beach” on Summer days…and nights. And why that was one big reason guys like to fly helicopters in the “Summer in the City.” And this isn’t it. Give a listen, please.