The word is FebRRRuary. BRRR. As in cold. I hate it when people forget the BRRR in FebRRRuary. Say it out loud once, and you’ll hear what I mean. Today’s podcast says don’t forget the BRRR. If you went to a bar and ordered a brewski, you wouldn’t accept a bewski would you? Of course not. Now all together please… FebRRRuary. Thank you. And please give a listen to today’s podcast.It’ll help you feel a little better about the COLD!
Give a listen to today’s podcast guys, and learn the simple sizzling sex secret that made Bergman give Bogart everything he wanted in Casablanca. You will never have to put up with cold kisses again.
It’s Friday which means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s making you nuts out the other ear, and you can grab a grin and win. P.T. Barnum staged the first beauty contest. Now there’s a bright guy for you. I bet he probably went hanging around the mall with a clip board asking, “Hello my dear. You are gorgeous. How would you like to come up to my place and audition for my… beauty contest. It’s my contest, and as I said, you’re gorgeous. Filthy, filthy old man. Why didn’t I think of that? If the answer is “Take yours off with him” what is the question? Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. This Summer there will be a Testicle Festival in the great state of Montana. I’m not making this up. Can you imagine what the floats will look like? The average American kid uses 730 crayons by the time he’s 10. 730 crayons and 7 or 8 walls. If the answer is “Take yours off with him” the question is how can you win a bet with somebody that he can’t even take his shirt off by himself.” Take yours off with him. I just realized that probably wouldn’t be a good idea for the ladies listening. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. A little housekeeping here…if you like these podcasts, or my spoken word story CDs at www.dicksummer.com , or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot at Amazon dot com, please tell a couple of friends because they might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thank you very much.
A verbal backrub? Are you kidding? No I’m not. Check today’s podcast for a backrub without hands. It’ll relax you, and up your creativity. (Yeah, I know…up yours too.)
Today’s podcast is a Valentine’s Day story. Happy Hearts and Flowers…and lots of lovely love.
Today’s podcast gives you a back rub. Seriously. A back rub without using hands. Give it a listen, and let it peel away a lot of years.
Today’s podcast gives you a back rub. Really. Listen carefully enough and you will feel like it is rubbing your back.
Today’s podcast is a reminder that Wednesday is the one day during the year devoted just to love…without breaking your bank. It’s a little like a lustful Christmas. It’s a little like a “REALLY LISTEN” day.
The “Smart Guys In Their White Lab Coats” are trying to convince us that sitting is a bad for us as smoking. Today’s podcast says they should go stand in the corner facing the wall. We won’t stand for them telling us not to sit. We will sit, eat and enjoy. In fact I may fasten my seatbelt tonight at dinner. I would definitely do that if I were flying in this airplane. More smart guys probably didn’t realize it looks like it’s going to crash.
T.G.I.F. and FRIDAY means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s driving you nuts out the other ear, so you can calm down and figure out the great “whys” in your life…which will make you a real “why’s guy.” The US Attorney’s Office just announced that they seized 20,000 defective intrauterine devices. One hopes they were not in use at the time. If the answer is siss, boom baah, what is the question? Don’t know do you? I’ll tell you in a minute. Some smart guys in their white lab coats just found the remains of a pre-historic bird with a 52 foot wing span in Texas. How would you like to have been a statue in those days? And the NFL has announced they are cutting down on the number of commercials the TV broadcasts will run. I guess they probably figure the fans don’t need that many potty breaks. If the answer is sis boom bah, the question is What is the sound an exploding sheep makes. Thanks to the late, great Johnny Carson for that one. Dick’s Details, they take your mind off your mind. A little house keeping here…if you like these podcasts, or the spoken word story cds at Dick Summer.com, or these daily blogs, or my book “Staying Happy Healthy And Hot” (at amazon.com)…please tell a friend, because your friend might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor.
