Archive for February, 2018

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, February 24th, 2018

There’s a “Summer” story in today’s podcast. It’ll warm your body and maybe even your soul a little here in this end of February cold.

 

 

Dick Summer Connection

Friday, February 23rd, 2018

It’s Friday which means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff into one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s keeping you awake at night out the other ear, and you can nod off comfortably to sleep. Iran’s Ayatollah may not be the real Ayatollah. Pictures from a few years ago, show the Ayatollah had a missing third finger. This guy seems to have all ten of his. Of course I know quite a few Americans who would be glad to give him a middle finger transplant if they could. A farmer in France last year, tried to scare nudists off his property by leaving bulls out in the field over night. It didn’t work. The bulls wouldn’t attack the nudists because they didn’t feel threatened by naked people. So the next time you are confronted by too much bull, maybe you should just take your clothes off. There are more psychiatrists in Washington DC than in any other city in America. And if you check out the news from Washington these days, they must be very busy. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. 

A little housekeeping here. If you like the podcasts at DickSummer.com/podcast or my spoken word story CDs at DickSummer.com, or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot at Amazon.com please tell a couple of friends, because they might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thank you very much.

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, February 22nd, 2018

Today’s podcast is called “The Bold Cold.” Mother Nature was a stripper yesterday, showing off her Spring curves. But today, we’re back to February cold. It’s so cold today that I met my neighbor Randy at the mail box and I said, “Hello.” And the second part of the word froze, hit the ground and broke. So all he heard was “Hell” and he thanked me for the warm wishes. But there are certain advantages to having a loving lady in a nice warm house on a February day. 

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

Winter is about 3/4 over here in the foothills of the Pocono Mountains. So far, so good. My Lady Wonder Wench and I will be going to Mets Spring Training pretty soon. I doubt if either of us will win a place on the opening day roster, but the Sun Coast sunshine is going to feel good. Today’s podcast includes a story about a Summer a lot of years ago, that neither of us will ever forget. If you’ve had a Summer memory like that, you might like to take a listen to ours. Sometimes it’s very good to take a look back. 

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, February 20th, 2018

Mother Nature is a vixen in February. She gives us a peek at springtime, like today and then giggles and slams the cold back in. Like a dancing lady with black lace undies. Today’s podcast explains my heartbreaking baby-hood. I was born in February, just below the Arctic Circle, in Brooklyn New York. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to nurse through a wool sweater? I’m pretty sure that was the beginning of my lifelong feelings of rejection. It will make me feel much more…needed…if you give a listen.

 

 

Dick Summer Connection

Monday, February 19th, 2018

I am so looking forward to Spring. Mother Nature is teasing us today. Spring like temperatures. But I know it’s a fake out. Today’s podcast includes a very warm memory of a day at the beach. Slather on some sun screen, turn up your speakers, and give a listen please.

Dick Summer Connection

Sunday, February 18th, 2018

The word is FebRRRuary. BRRR. As in cold. I hate it when people forget the BRRR in FebRRRuary. Say it out loud once, and you’ll hear what I mean. Today’s podcast says don’t forget the BRRR. If you went to a bar and ordered a brewski, you wouldn’t accept a bewski would you? Of course not. Now all together please… FebRRRuary. Thank you. And please give a listen to today’s podcast.It’ll help you feel a little better about the COLD!

Dick Summer Connection

Saturday, February 17th, 2018

Give a listen to today’s podcast guys, and learn the simple sizzling sex secret that made Bergman give Bogart everything he wanted in Casablanca. You will never have to put up with cold kisses again. 

Dick Summer Connection

Friday, February 16th, 2018

It’s Friday which means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s making you nuts out the other ear, and you can grab a grin and win. P.T. Barnum staged the first beauty contest. Now there’s a bright guy for you. I bet he probably went hanging around the mall with a clip board asking, “Hello my dear. You are gorgeous. How would you like to come up to my place and audition for my… beauty contest. It’s my contest, and as I said, you’re gorgeous. Filthy, filthy old man. Why didn’t I think of that? If the answer is “Take yours off with him” what is the question? Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. This Summer there will be a Testicle Festival in the great state of Montana. I’m not making this up. Can you imagine what the floats will look like? The average American kid uses 730 crayons by the time he’s 10. 730 crayons and 7 or 8 walls. If the answer is “Take yours off with him” the question is how can you win a bet with somebody that he can’t even take his shirt off by himself.” Take yours off with him. I just realized that probably wouldn’t be a good idea for the ladies listening. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. A little housekeeping here…if you like these podcasts, or my spoken word story CDs at www.dicksummer.com , or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot at Amazon dot com, please tell a couple of friends because they might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thank you very much.

Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, February 15th, 2018

A verbal backrub? Are you kidding? No I’m not. Check today’s podcast for a backrub without hands. It’ll relax you, and up your creativity. (Yeah, I know…up yours too.)