Dick Summer Connection

As I have told you all through my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, you must take courage…no matter how terrifying the Trick or Treaters might be.

Made it to Friday again. So here’s the Dick’s Details from today’s podcast:

Dick’s Details, a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that clangs around in your head all day out the other ear, and you can enjoy some of the sounds of silence.

According to Archeology magazine, recent discoveries have revealed the brand of coffee that was served on the Titanic. It was Sanka. Bad choice. If the answer is “A police flashlight” what is the question. According to Cosmo, the average American woman kisses 79 men before she gets married. No report on how many men some girls kiss after they get married. Henry Ford grew marijuana. He said he was hoping to make plastic out of it. Riiggghht. If the answer is “A police flashlight” the question is, “What broke up most of your teenage relationships.” And the cops around my way had to be fast. In my neighborhood, putting the car in neutral was considered foreplay. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

Quick reminder. If you like these podcasts, or the spoken word cds at dick summer.com or my book Staying Happy Healthy and Hot…please tell a couple of friends. They might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thanks. And lots of luck with those pesky trick or treaters.

It’s Pumpkin season, and as Tall Beth says, you can make almost anything from lovely orange, white, or a mixture of pumpkins. Tall Beth and the other ladies at my Strawberry Sampler cross stitch shop will eat just about anything made from pumpkin. Like pumpkin cream cheese on pumpkin bagels. Really? If you have some pumpkin cookies or pies (which I will eat) or bread or sauce for just about anything, drop me an email at Barbara@dicksummer.com and I’ll see to it that she will find a way to get to you. Somewhere in her South Carolina upbringing, TB was bitten by a pumpkin bug, I do believe, and she shares her joy with that orangy/yellow fruit (vegetable?) with everyone who comes near.

You do a wink. A blink does you. It’s in today’s podcast.

Signs like will make you blink. Today’s podcast will give you a wink. 

Some headlines make you blink. They may make you wonder if they were written with a wink. That’s in today’s podcast.

Today’s podcast is about the approximately 85 pounds of mail that was stuffed into my mailbox today. 84.99 pounds of it was junk. Why can’t the mail guy stuff somthing like this in there?

There’s a difference between a wink and a blink. It’s in today’s podcast.

Halloween is coming, and all the kids around here are excited about getting just the right costume. Today’s podcast is about how to deal with kids like this.

It’s Friday. So here’s Dick’s Details from today’s podcast:

Dick’s Details, is a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s doing terrible things to your mind out the other ear, and you can ease on down the road. The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that a large dose of vitamin C and honey will make you forget a hangover. I think that depends on how sexy the honey is. If the answer is “That their wives aren’t fantasizing” what is the question. Goldfish will turn white is you leave them in a dark room. I guess they’re afraid of the dark. And some twins have been born as much as seven days apart. Boy…talk about surprises. If the answer is “That their wives aren’t fantasizing” the question is “What do most married men fantasize while having sex?” We have no idea what’s going on in their heads…or in any other part of their bodies. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

Quick reminder, if you like these podcasts or the spoken word CDs, or my book Staying Happy Healthy and Hot, please tell a couple of friends. They might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thanks.