Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, And Left Thumb

For those of us who are proud members of the Louie Louie Generation, the Pimple People are easy to spot. As I told you in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, they walk around with nails stuck in their tongues, texting instead of sexing, and wearing their jeans so low that when they walk away they can leave us looking at a dirty crack. Although age is not the most important factor for Pimple People Hood, most of them are young, so you can excuse them for not having a clue. But I’m sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room after a fascinating trip to our favorite diner. A couple of things happened that I really need to tell you about. One of them involves waiter’s left thumb, and the other involves running headlong into a Dreary Drone Crone.The whole story will be up Sunday at

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